Science Puns

12

Why did the seismograph get a job at the psychology clinic?

58

Why did the quark get a job at the philosophy department?

14

Why did the capacitor get a job at the bank?

9

Why did the neutrino get a job at the spy agency?

71

Why did the vacuum tube get a job at the music studio?

44

Why did the black hole get a job at the nightclub?

7

Why did the beaker get a job at the theater?

40

Why did the telescope get a job at the detective agency?

67

Why did the molecule audition for a Broadway show?

12

Why did the centrifuge get a job at the dance studio?

84

Why did the neutron get a job at the restaurant?

34

Why did the electron get a job at the casino?

76

Why did the photon get a job at the photography studio?

33

Why did the catalyst get a job at the speed shop?

22

Why did the neuron get a job at the networking firm?