Weather Puns

74

Why did the rainbow become a motivational speaker?

34

What did the sleet say to the snow?

33

Why did the wind apply for a job?

48

What did the cloud say when it was accused of being lazy?

26

Why did the frost feel cold-hearted?

73

What did the hail say to the roof?

44

Why did the barometer break up with the thermometer?

7

Why do snowmen make terrible storytellers?

54

What did the lightning bolt say to the other?

55

Why did the sun go to school?

31

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

31

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm?

30

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

72

What's a tornado's favorite party game?

80

What did the fog say to the morning?