Animals Puns

65

Why did the hummingbird get a job at the coffee shop?

70

Why did the penguin get a job at the ice cream shop?

7

Why did the crab get a job at the casino?

23

Why did the sloth get a job at the meditation retreat?

46

Why did the chameleon get a job at the disguise company?

51

Why did the beaver get a job at the construction company?

69

Why did the elephant get a job at the circus?

18

Why did the octopus win the spelling bee?

13

Why did the parrot get a job at the post office?

35

Why did the octopus lose the debate?

8

What do you call a dog that works in a law firm?

9

What do you call a snake that performs stand-up comedy?

66

What do you call a penguin standing in the Sahara?

82

What do you call a cow that jumps over the moon?

9

What do you call a sleeping cat?