Animals Puns

26

Why did the cat sit on the computer keyboard?

29

What do you call a pig that plays the drums?

70

What do you call a fairy that lives in a tree?

36

What do you call a fish that wears a monocle?

36

What do you call a dog that does karate?

44

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party?

7

What do you call a kangaroo that loves to box?

41

Why did the horse enter the barn backwards?

81

Why did the kangaroo jump over the moon?

14

Why did the spider get kicked out of the party?

62

Why did the duck go to the optometrist?

37

What do you call a rabbit that is really good at math?

43

What do you call a bear that has just finished a big lunch?

57

What do you call a fish wearing a suit of armor?

14

What do you call a nervous lion?