Animals Puns

31

Why did the chameleon get fired from the paint store?

61

What did the spider say to the fly at the web design conference?

15

Why did the parrot study foreign languages?

42

What do you call a fly without wings?

52

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

17

Why don't elephants use computers?

58

What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?

30

What do you call a cow with no legs?

75

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage

72

A bear with no teeth is called a gummy bear

61

The frog's car broke down

31

The snail bought a fast car

11

The horse went to the doctor

8

A dog magician's best trick

83

The cat sat on the computer