Animals Puns

19

Why did the dog cross the road?

81

What did the grizzly bear say when it saw a new restaurant?

62

Why did the owl get invited to all the parties?

10

Why did the bee get a promotion?

76

What do you call a group of musical whales?

69

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

26

Why did the bird get a ticket?

61

Why did the chameleon get fired from his office job?

12

What did the sloth say when asked to hurry?

35

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

83

What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?

17

Why did the flamingo stand on one leg at the comedy club?

21

What did the owl say to its partner on Valentine's Day?

10

Why did the porcupine cancel its massage appointment?

47

What did the tortoise say to the hare after the race?