Gardening Puns

37

What did the soil say to the rain?

83

Why did the gardener quit his job?

50

The soil told the seed a secret

24

Why do flowers always drive so fast?

56

I told my plants a joke

36

The tree got promoted at work

60

Why did the flower go to the doctor?

20

My garden is doing great

82

The gardener quit because his celery wasn't high enough

38

I asked my gardener about his favorite music

15

The herb garden was out of thyme

48

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?

39

I started a gardening business from scratch

66

My gardener is really good at his job

77

Why do plants hate math?