Gardening Puns

37

What did the peony say at the talent show?

37

Why did the pruning shears feel guilty?

63

What's a succulent's life motto?

74

Why did the ivy get detention?

43

What did the lawn say to the gardener?

60

Why did the sunflower break up with the daisy?

81

What did the rake say after a long day?

30

Why did the compost heap win an award?

32

What's a gardener's favorite type of math?

9

What did the hose say to the gardener?

84

Why did the tomato turn red in the garden?

10

What did the weed say to the garden?

13

Why do potatoes make great detectives?

11

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

71

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the garden parties?