Gardening Puns

43

What do you call a sad garden?

68

What's a plant's favorite type of story?

30

What do you call a garden that's good at singing?

7

Why did the gardener get upset with his lawnmower?

30

What do you call a flower that never blooms?

37

What do you call a tree that's good at math?

84

Why did the rose get a job?

75

Why did the gardener get upset with the weeds?

18

What did the tree say to the spring?

67

Why did the gardener break up with his trowel?

74

What do you call a plant that's always happy?

14

What did the dirt say to the rain?

58

What do you call a vegetable that's good at math?

19

What do you call a flower that's always late?

69

What do you call a worried vegetable?