Gardening Puns

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What did the cactus say to the rose in the garden?

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Why did the sunflower get a job at the photo studio?

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Why did the bamboo get hired by the construction company?

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Why did the dandelion get kicked out of the garden?

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Why did the potting soil get a job at the nursery?

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What did the trellis say to the ivy?

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Why did the hedgehog get a job at the landscaping company?

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Why did the thistle get a job at the hedge trimming company?

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What did the rose say to the gardener?

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Why did the lavender get a job at the spa?

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What did the mushroom say to the other fungi?

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Why did the fern enroll in the yoga class?

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What did the seed say to the dirt?

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Why did the sunflower win the talent show?

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Why did the cactus decline the invitation to the flower show?