Gardening Puns

40

Why did the scarecrow get a job at the law firm?

35

Why did the rose get a job at the law firm?

46

Why did the sunflower get a job at the photography studio?

59

Why did the bamboo get a job at the construction firm?

29

Why did the tomato audition for the theater company?

43

Why did the trellis get a job at the architecture firm?

71

Why did the dandelion get a job at the corporate board meeting?

55

Why did the hedge get a job at the security company?

52

Why did the compost get a job at the recycling center?

45

Why did the garden hose get a job at the fire department?

53

Why did the cactus apply for a job at the office?

33

Why did the seed go to the gym?

33

Why did the mushroom win the footrace?

72

Why did the sunflower get a compliment in the garden?

27

Why did the rose get a compliment?