Gardening Puns

18

Why did the vine get a job at the networking conference?

37

Why did the mycelium get a job at the internet startup?

35

Why did the rhubarb get a job at the talent agency?

10

Why did the trellis get a job at the climbing gym?

83

Why did the lavender get a job at the therapy clinic?

10

Why did the scallion get a job at the hair salon?

59

Why did the seed get a job at the underground bank?

81

Why did the cactus get a job at the comedy club?

39

Why did the rose get a job at the perfume company?

64

Why did the lily pad get a job at the meditation center?

17

Why did the sunflower get a job at the accounting firm?

26

Why did the cactus join a book club?

22

Why did the bamboo get a job at the construction company?

42

Why did the dandelion get a job at the airship company?

77

Why did the compost bin get a job at the recycling center?