Gardening Puns

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Why did the daisy feel anxious at the garden party?

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Why did the mulch get a job at the beauty parlor?

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Why did the trellis get a job at the scaffolding company?

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Why did the cactus get a job at the art gallery?

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Why did the bonsai get a job at the art gallery?

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Why did the loam get a job at the music studio?

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Why did the graft get a job at the transplant surgery center?

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Why did the clover get a job at the fortune-telling parlor?

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Why did the rhubarb get a job at the fire department?

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Why did the rhizome get a job at the networking event?

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Why did the topiary get a job at the hedge fund?

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Why did the dandelion get a job at the real estate agency?

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Why did the fern get a job at the hair salon?

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Why did the mycelium get a job at the IT startup?

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Why did the mushroom get a job at the theater?