Music Puns

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What did the banjo say to the fiddle?

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What did the oboe say to the clarinet?

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What did the bass say to the treble?

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What did the cello say to the guitar?

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What did the conductor say to the orchestra?

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What did the piano say to the guitar?

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What did the trumpet say to the trombone?

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Why did the saxophone break up with the flute?

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Why did the timbre get a job at the paint shop?

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Why did the pizzicato get a job at the hair salon?

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Why did the accordion get a job at the compression studio?

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Why did the piccolo get a job at the whispering competition?

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Why did the cymbal get a job at the sound effects studio?

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Why did the metronome get a job at the law firm?

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Why did the violinist get a job at the tension management firm?