Music Puns

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What did the saxophone say to the trombone after the concert?

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What did the piano say to the guitar at the recital?

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What did the kazoo say to the harmonica?

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Why did the timpani get a job at the thunder factory?

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What did the glockenspiel say to the xylophone?

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What did the xylophone say to the marimba?

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Why did the maracas join the percussion section?

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What did the tuba say to the trumpet?

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Why did the metronome get a job at the clock shop?

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Why did the accordion get a job at the wind tunnel?

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Why did the violinist get a job at the sewing factory?

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What did the snare drum say to the bass drum at the concert?

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What did the harp say to the harpsichord?

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Why did the drum break up with the cymbal?

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Why did the organ get a job at the church?