Music Puns

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Why did the ostinato get a job at the advertising agency?

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Why did the rubato get a job at the time management company?

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Why did the oboe get a job at the reed company?

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Why did the timpani get a job at the drum roll company?

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Why did the bass drum get a job at the foundation company?

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Why did the rest get a job at the office?

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Why did the vibrato get a job at the massage parlor?

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Why did the arpeggio get a job at the staircase company?

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Why did the staccato get a job at the typing pool?

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Why did the cello get a promotion at the orchestra?

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Why did the organ get a job at the hospital?

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Why did the piano get a job at the construction site?

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Why did the glissando get a job at the ski resort?

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Why did the fermata get a job at the traffic department?

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Why did the xylophone get a gig at the percussion studio?