Music Puns

51

Why did the recorder get a job at the history department?

33

Why did the accordion get a job at the office?

5

Why did the maracas get a job at the construction site?

74

Why did the tuning fork get a job in the orchestra?

61

Why did the metronome get a job at the traffic department?

38

Why did the violinist break up with the drummer?

57

Why did the octopus beat the pianist at the competition?

11

Why did the trumpet get a job at the car dealership?

60

Why did the flute get a job at the wind tunnel?

47

Why did the harp get a job at the string factory?

25

What do you call a music conductor working in traffic control?

66

What do you call a saxophone that's always late to rehearsals?

12

Why did the cello get hired at the dental office?

5

Why did the oboe get a job at the hospital?

48

Why did the marimba get a job at the construction site?