Science Puns

13

Why did the beaker feel left out at the party?

66

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited?

83

Why did oxygen go on a date with potassium?

14

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

19

Why did the noble gas cry?

39

Why did the electron break up with the proton?

77

Why did the photon check no luggage at the airport?

83

Why did the atom go to therapy?

39

The chemist survived the explosion

41

The geologist was taken for granite

73

I heard oxygen and potassium went on a date

43

The physicist broke up with the biologist

63

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

45

The biologist had a great party

20

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic