Science Puns

31

Why did the magnet break up with the other magnet?

45

Why did the snowflake get a job at the art gallery?

14

Why did the atom get a job at the comedy club?

36

Why did the periodic table go to the bar?

23

Why did the volcano get a job at the cooking school?

29

Why did the barometer get a job at the weather station?

73

Why did the telescope get a job at the art gallery?

54

Why did the crystal get a job at the architecture firm?

28

Why did the isotope get a job at the insurance company?

17

Why did the DNA strand get a job at the copy shop?

19

Why did the quark get a job at the music club?

70

Why did the neutron apply for a job?

44

What do you call a superconductor that's also a comedian?

51

Why did the magnet get a job at the networking event?

75

Why did the honeybee get a job at the conference center?