Science Puns

44

What do you call a molecule that's also a gossip?

13

Why did the atom go to court?

53

Why did the enzyme get a job at the speed-reading workshop?

5

Why did the photon get hired by the fashion magazine?

65

Why did the quasar get a job on the motivational-speaking circuit?

26

Why did the nebula get a job at the art gallery?

5

Why did the black hole get a job at the comedy club?

30

Why did the glacier get a job at the law firm?

12

Why did the spectroscope get a job at the color consulting firm?

59

Why did the neuron get a job at the networking company?

80

Why did the isotope get a job at the dating app?

52

Why did the catalyst get a job at the event planning company?

37

Why did the barometer get a job at the psychology department?

46

Why did the theremin get a job at the ghost-hunting agency?

40

Why did the proton get a job at the comedy club?