Sports Puns

27

Why did the coach bring string cheese to practice?

43

What did the dartboard say to the dart?

43

Why did the yoga instructor open a bakery?

50

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

29

Why did the hockey player open a bakery?

39

What did the bowling pins say to the bowling ball?

58

Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?

39

Why did the bicycle fall over at the gym?

42

Why did the runner bring a key to the race?

41

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

27

Why do soccer players do well in school?

55

Why did the tennis player bring string to the match?

68

Why do basketball players love donuts?

12

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

8

The fishing tournament was reely competitive