Sports Puns

12

Why did the javelin get a job at the mail service?

66

Why did the basketball get a job at the bouncer's office?

15

Why did the bowling ball get a job at the debate club?

28

Why did the hockey puck get a job at the skating rink?

66

What do you call a soccer player who's also a comedian?

57

What do you call a golfer who's also a philosopher?

49

What do you call a tennis player who's also a comedian?

37

Why did the gymnast pursue a law degree?

63

Why did the badminton shuttlecock get a job at the air traffic control center?

18

Why did the diving board get a job at the motivational speaker circuit?

38

Why did the volleyball net get a job at the fishing company?

20

Why did the anchor get a job at the philosophy department?

17

Why did the cricket get a job at the sports commentary desk?

64

Why did the goalpost get a job as a motivational speaker?

32

Why did the golf bag get a job at the law firm?