Technology Puns

27

What is a computer's favorite dessert?

47

What do you call a robot that tells jokes?

70

Why did the pixel go to school?

65

Why was the cell phone hungry all day?

69

Why was the computer so cold?

65

Why did the USB drive get invited to every networking event?

56

Why did the computer mouse win an award for painting?

49

Why did the hard drive go to counseling?

31

What do you call a computer that sings opera?

70

What’s a robot’s favorite snack?

18

Why did the computer go to school?

56

Why did the laptop go to the doctor?

14

Why did the computer break up with the printer?

33

Why did the computer break up with the internet?

8

Why did the computer wear glasses?