Technology Puns

32

What did the mouse say to the trackpad?

56

Why did the algorithm go to couples therapy?

76

What did the hard drive say to the SSD?

18

Why did the robot go on vacation?

67

What did the old phone say to the smartphone?

28

Why did the USB cable break up with the laptop?

71

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

34

What did the monitor say to the keyboard?

78

Why did the IT guy go broke?

16

What did the server say to the hacker?

7

Why did the programmer quit his job?

34

Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?

8

What's a computer's favorite snack?

34

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

12

What did the Wi-Fi router say to the doctor?