Travel Puns

26

Why did the airplane feel popular at the airport?

67

Why was the luggage sad at the airport?

84

Why did the bicycle fall over at the beach?

61

What do you call a tree that has traveled to Paris?

46

What do you call a pirate with a wooden leg?

83

What is a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

70

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

24

What do you call a train that plays music?

84

Why did the globe go to therapy?

5

What do you call a ghost that loves to travel?

26

Why was the highway so grumpy in the morning?

35

Why do sailors love going to the beach?

64

Why did the map go to therapy?

69

Why did the passport go to night school?

31

Why did the suitcase go to the doctor?