Travel Puns

77

What do you call a fake mountain?

25

Why did the tourist get confused at the ancient ruins?

80

What do you call a very polite airplane?

41

Why did the suitcase feel left out on vacation?

79

Why did the car break down at the library?

60

Why did the airplane get detention?

44

Why did the airplane get grounded?

52

What do you call a lost suitcase?

33

Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter?

31

Why did the traveler get lost?

26

Why did the boat get sick?

39

Why don't scientists trust trains?

36

Why did the car get upset at the mechanic?

54

What do you call a lazy person on a cruise ship?

17

Why did the airplane get sent to its room?