Animals Puns

40

Why was the elephant so good at math?

50

What do you call a fish that loves to read?

75

Why did the sheep go to the bank?

30

What do you call a fish that wears a tuxedo?

44

Why was the octopus so good at magic tricks?

8

What do you call a dog that plays the guitar?

60

What do you call a whale who is also a musician?

27

Why was the pig so confident at the party?

44

What do you call a school for animals?

59

Why did the giraffe lose his job at the restaurant?

69

Why did the owl become a teacher?

84

Why did the crab refuse to share his food?

27

What sort of dog enjoys literature the most?

27

Why did the eagle get promoted?

45

What do you call a dog that sings opera?