Animals Puns

61

Why did the kangaroo fall down the stairs?

19

Why are oysters so stingy with their treasures?

21

What do you call a bear with no hair and a musical talent?

52

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

77

Why are bats so good at baseball?

72

What is an ant's favorite type of history book?

49

How do you describe a sheep that floats away without legs?

54

What do you call a bear with no hair that loves to sing?

25

What do you call a dog that works as a magician's assistant?

58

What do you call a fish that has been caught in a lie?

35

Why was the owl so quiet in class?

54

What do you call a fish that wears glasses?

8

What do you call a fast snail?

73

What do you call a fish that can't swim well?

26

Why do bees make such excellent architects?