Animals Puns

19

What do you call a fish with glasses?

25

Why are elephants so good at hide and seek?

26

What do you call a fish that drives a truck?

22

What do you call a snake that works at a bank?

61

Why did the duck start a band?

74

What do you call a cow that sings opera?

31

Why don't crabs share their food?

57

Why did the spider stop playing hide and seek?

79

Why did the bird sit on the telephone wire?

78

What kind of car does an elephant drive?

64

What do you call a dog that takes photos?

81

How does a penguin build its house?

63

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

82

What do you call a cat that works at a bakery?

68

What do you call a bear with no ears?