Animals Puns

70

Why did the dog eat the homework?

49

Why did the dog bring a suitcase?

39

Why did the spider go to school?

56

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

10

Why did the duck go to the gym?

51

What do you call a horse that can't jump?

14

What do you call a cat that loves to swim?

84

What do you call a fish that plays chess?

84

What do you call a cat that can cook?

53

What do you call a fish that tells stories?

56

What do you call a rabbit that is a magician?

15

Why did the duck get a job at the bank?

82

What do you call a pony that's a superhero?

40

What do you call a fish that wears a bow tie?

66

What do you call a pile of cats?