Animals Puns

26

What do you call a fish that's a lawyer?

9

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

11

What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?

15

What do you call a group of bears that like to sing?

18

What do you call a bird that can lift heavy weights?

36

What do you call a pig that works in a kitchen?

35

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

66

Why did the spider get hired as a web designer?

25

What do you call a bear that falls from the sky?

28

What do you call a sheep that's really good at martial arts?

78

What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

54

What do you call a fish who's a talented musician?

18

What do you call a cow that can't stop laughing?

66

What do you call a bird that's always sad?

80

What's a bee's favorite type of hairbrush?