Gardening Puns

39

What do you call a plant that tells jokes?

44

Why did the sunflower get promoted?

45

What vegetable makes a good musician?

43

Why did the plant go to the doctor?

80

What do you call a bush that is a musician?

68

What do you call a flower that is always happy?

64

What do you call a garden full of secrets?

64

Why did the gardener love math class?

20

Why did the scarecrow refuse to go on a date?

5

What do you call a vegetable that is a spy?

64

What do you call a plant that likes to run?

32

What do you call a tree that knows everything?

75

Why did the cactus get a promotion?

68

Why did the flower feel anxious?

30

Why did the plant go to school?