Gardening Puns

66

What do you call a plant that is also a ninja?

30

Why was the calendar always so stressed during the holidays?

45

Why was the cactus so calm at the party?

14

Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the flower shop?

52

What do you call a plant that tells lies?

80

Why did the gardener love his job so much?

40

Why did the bonsai tree refuse to play hide and seek?

53

Why was the old oak tree so confused at the party?

31

Why did the garden sound like a comedy club at night?

22

Why did the sunflower get invited to every garden party?

7

Why did the cactus win the debate competition?

35

Why did the gardener get promoted at work?

60

What’s a gardener’s favorite type of story?

16

Why was the flower blushing all day?

84

Why was the garden so loud at night?