Gardening Puns

50

What do you call a nervous tree?

31

Why did the gardener break up with the florist?

11

What do you call a plant that sings?

12

What's a vegetable's favorite type of party?

54

Why did the rose break up with the tulip?

51

What do you call a flower that never stops talking?

17

What's a plant's favorite subject in school?

44

What do you call a worried flower?

85

What did the tree say to autumn?

5

Why did the vegetable gardener break up with the herb gardener?

43

What do you call a sad garden?

68

What's a plant's favorite type of story?

30

What do you call a garden that's good at singing?

7

Why did the gardener get upset with his lawnmower?

30

What do you call a flower that never blooms?