Gardening Puns

37

What do you call a tree that's good at math?

84

Why did the rose get a job?

75

Why did the gardener get upset with the weeds?

18

What did the tree say to the spring?

67

Why did the gardener break up with his trowel?

74

What do you call a plant that's always happy?

14

What did the dirt say to the rain?

58

What do you call a vegetable that's good at math?

19

What do you call a flower that's always late?

69

What do you call a worried vegetable?

49

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

6

What do you call a plant that's sad about its past?

50

What's a tree's favorite dating app?

65

What's a gardener's favorite type of music?

11

What do you call a tree that's always sad?