Music Puns

70

Why did the violin get a job at the comedy club?

77

Why did the flute get a job at the wind farm?

11

Why did the trombone get a job at the stretching studio?

72

Why did the accordion get a job at the wind farm?

82

Why did the saxophone get a job at the plumbing company?

62

Why did the timpani get a job at the drum shop?

40

What do you call a penguin who's a DJ?

18

What do you call a cat playing the violin?

65

Why did the cymbal pair get a job at the couples therapy clinic?

80

Why did the metronome get a job at the time management consultancy?

28

Why did the oboe get a job at the reed manufacturing plant?

21

Why did the guitar apply for a job at the string manufacturing plant?

30

Why did the drum apply for a job at the percussion therapy clinic?

52

Why did the harp apply for a job at the rope-making factory?

59

Why did the marimba apply for a job at the percussion workshop?