Music Puns

14

What is a ghost's favorite instrument to play?

66

What do you call a dog that can play the piano perfectly?

36

What do you call a music note that gets lost?

62

Why did the violin cry at the concert?

64

Why was the piano so bad at telling secrets?

70

What do you call a dog that loves to sing jazz?

19

Why did the music teacher get fired from the orchestra?

51

Why did the cello quit the orchestra suddenly?

47

Why was the trumpet so arrogant?

13

Why did the drum break up with the guitar?

62

Why was the piano key so popular at the party?

70

What do you call a musician who gets lost in the woods?

75

What type of wood do musicians love to hear?

12

Why did the piano player feel confident on stage?

19

What genre of music do scarecrows prefer?