Music Puns

5

Why was the piano so bad at keeping secrets?

38

Why was the band fired from the orchestra?

69

What do you call a band made entirely of vegetables?

24

Why did the piano go to the gym?

28

Why was the guitar player always calm?

23

Why did the saxophone get fired from the band?

8

Why did the drummer get kicked out of the restaurant?

72

Why was the guitar so popular at the party?

12

What do you call a fish that can play the piano?

9

Why was the piano so good at relationships?

74

Why did the chicken join the band?

21

Why did the piano teacher get arrested?

45

What do you call a music class for dogs?

78

What do you call a snake in an orchestra?

5

Why did the piano go to the hospital?