Music Puns

21

What do you call a fish that plays the drums?

62

Why did the jazz musician get a good grade in school?

9

What's a vampire's favorite kind of note?

47

Why did the opera singer get locked out of her dressing room?

27

Why did the drum solo get a ticket?

35

Why did the musician get locked out of his house?

18

What's a cello's favorite type of weather?

70

Why did the piano get sick?

24

What's a ghost's favorite type of music?

78

What do you call a boomerang that sings?

60

What do you call a group of musical rabbits?

59

Why did the drum major bring a ladder to the parade?

13

What did the clarinet say to the saxophone?

66

What's a vampire's favorite musical instrument?

74

Why did the piano get in trouble?