Music Puns

71

Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band?

31

Why did the jazz musician get lost?

41

What's a composer's favorite type of car?

81

Why did the drum set get a job?

12

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert?

76

What kind of music do planets like?

28

What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

5

Why did the piano go to the party?

63

Why did the punk rock band break up?

11

Why did the drummer get locked out of his house?

80

Why did the conductor get confused during the concert?

73

Why did the music notes break up?

40

What do you call a singing computer?

79

Why did the piano get locked out of its house?

47

What do you call a fake musician at a concert?