Music Puns

76

Why did the musician take his dog to the concert?

5

Why was the orchestra late for their concert?

80

Why was the musician always late for practice?

7

What kind of music do octopuses like?

24

What do you call a dog who sings opera?

64

What do you call a fake dollar in an orchestra?

80

Why did the piano player get promoted?

54

Why did the guitar string get kicked out of band practice?

82

Why did the drummer get fired from the marching band?

8

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument to play?

70

What’s a conductor’s favorite morning workout?

69

What’s a musician’s favorite vegetable?

5

Why was the piano so bad at keeping secrets?

38

Why was the band fired from the orchestra?

69

What do you call a band made entirely of vegetables?