Music Puns

63

Why did the guitar player go to jail?

52

Why did the drum get fired from the orchestra?

72

What's a ghost's favorite musical instrument?

47

Why did the music note get detention?

45

What do you call a song about a car?

24

What do you call a singing vegetable?

69

What's a musician's favorite type of fruit?

76

Why did the opera singer get locked out of her house?

28

What's a guitar's favorite type of story?

33

What do you call a sleeping musical instrument?

19

Why did the band stop playing?

19

Why did the piano get into an argument?

81

What do you call a drum that never gets played?

40

Why did the orchestra get a dog?

59

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?