Music Puns

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What did the oboe say to the English horn at the chamber music rehearsal?

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What did the cello say to the viola at the string quartet?

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What did the fiddle say to the banjo at the country bar?

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What did the cello say to the double bass at the symphony?

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What did the piano say to the metronome at the recital hall?

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What did the violin say to the bow at the orchestral pit?

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What did the metronome say to the conductor at rehearsal?

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What did the xylophone say to the marimba at the percussion section?

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Why did the drum get a job at the construction site?

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Why did the didgeridoo get a job at the meditation studio?

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What did the accordion say to the harmonica at the folk club?

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Why did the theremin get a job at the radio station?

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Why did the trombone get a job at the slide factory?

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What did the tuba say to the trumpet at the brass section meeting?

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What did the maracas say to the tambourine at the Latin music workshop?