Music Puns

51

What did the sheet music say to the pianist?

11

Why did the harmonica feel left out?

65

What did the bass drum say during the argument?

82

Why did the metronome go to couples counseling?

20

What did the cello say to the violin?

65

Why did the tambourine get kicked out of the band?

84

What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

72

What's a pirate's favorite musical note?

24

Why couldn't the string quartet find their way home?

47

Why did the music teacher go to jail?

46

What's a balloon's least favorite genre of music?

22

What type of music do mummies listen to?

72

What did the guitar say to the rock star?

84

Why did the piano break up with the accordion?

62

What do you call a musician who's also a fisherman?