Music Puns

69

What's a musician's favorite type of fruit?

76

Why did the opera singer get locked out of her house?

28

What's a guitar's favorite type of story?

33

What do you call a sleeping musical instrument?

19

Why did the band stop playing?

19

Why did the piano get into an argument?

81

What do you call a drum that never gets played?

40

Why did the orchestra get a dog?

59

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?

15

What did the guitar say to the musician?

61

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

14

What did the concert hall say to the audience?

57

Why did the saxophone go to the doctor?

27

What did the record player say to the vinyl?

80

Why did the trumpet start a podcast?