Music Puns

8

Why did the guitar go to the doctor?

22

Why did the drum get fired from the band?

24

What do you call a sad song?

59

Why did the orchestra conductor get good grades?

69

What do you call a musical instrument that's also a vegetable?

50

Why did the guitarist break up with the drummer?

46

Why did the conductor get kicked out of the concert?

30

Why was the piano player so bad at keeping secrets?

80

Why did the music teacher get in trouble?

63

Why did the guitar player go to jail?

52

Why did the drum get fired from the orchestra?

72

What's a ghost's favorite musical instrument?

47

Why did the music note get detention?

45

What do you call a song about a car?

24

What do you call a singing vegetable?