Science Puns

15

Why did the math book look so happy at the party?

74

Why did the chemist get arrested at the party?

10

Why was the calendar so nervous about the end of the month?

34

Why was the math teacher so calm during the storm?

23

Why was the geometry book so confident?

74

Why did the atom get invited to every party?

76

Why did the nitrogen atom get invited to every chemistry party?

36

Why did the sun wear sunglasses on its day off?

38

Why was the atom smiling at the end of the day?

29

Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend?

37

Why are chemists great at resolving conflicts?

35

Why did the biology teacher break up with her boyfriend?

30

Why did the computer go to therapy?

28

Why did the neutron bring money to the lab?

20

Why did the light bulb fail its exam?