Science Puns

59

Why can't you trust an atom?

69

Why did the geometry book get kicked out of school?

37

Why did the molecule go to the party?

55

Why did the math book go to the beach?

76

What do you call a ghost that loves math?

83

Why was the geologist so good at cooking?

51

What do you call a fake dollar bill?

68

Why did the scientist break up with her boyfriend?

63

What did one photon say to the other photon?

49

Why did the magnet get kicked out of school?

40

What did the biologist wear to his date?

58

Why did the atom feel guilty?

5

Why was the physics class so exciting?

46

Why did the alien break up with the astronaut?

61

Why did the cell phone get glasses?