Science Puns

42

What did the acid say to the base at the party?

84

Why was the moon so tired last night?

52

Why did the DNA molecule win the award?

72

Why did the volcano break up with his girlfriend?

33

Why did the proton go broke after losing his electron?

6

Why was the atom so lonely?

77

Why was the light bulb so smart?

14

Why was the geometry teacher always calm?

23

Why did the math book go to therapy?

9

What do you call an alien who loves music?

20

Why did the magnet go to the party?

20

What do you call a fake rock?

18

What do you call a shy element?

54

Why did the chemistry teacher break up with the physics teacher?

82

Why was the math book so tired?