Science Puns

84

What did the element say when it lost its electrons?

42

Why did the scientist break up with the other scientist?

82

Why did the noble gas refuse to react?

47

What did the alien say when it landed on Earth?

15

Why did the electron refuse to fight the proton?

30

Why did the botanist break up with the biologist?

57

What did the lab coat say to the safety goggles?

22

Why did the comet start a blog?

33

What did the acid say to the base?

55

Why did the hypothesis fail its driving test?

18

What did the Bunsen burner say to the flask?

43

Why did the periodic table go on a date with the dictionary?

81

What did the telescope say to the microscope?

77

Why did the planet break up with the sun?

78

What did the magnet say on its dating profile?