Science Puns

69

Why was the biology test so hard?

64

What do you call a sad microscope?

78

Why did the scientist always carry a flashlight?

77

Why did the light bulb get a promotion?

13

Why did the experiment go to jail?

43

What's a scientist's favorite type of music?

23

Why did the cell go to therapy?

15

Why did the chemist get confused in the kitchen?

16

Why did the parallel lines never meet?

62

Why did the element get confused?

20

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

62

Why did the biologist get kicked out of the library?

59

What kind of photos do scientists take?

35

Why did the scientist break up with the experiment?

79

Why did the atom lose weight?