Sports Puns

75

What do you call a pig that is also a professional athlete?

22

Why was the football so confident?

23

What do you call a basketball that loves poetry?

6

What sort of sports fan loves gardening the most?

7

Why did the tennis racquet break up with the ball?

12

Why was the boxing glove so confident?

23

Why did the basketball go to school?

43

Why did the tennis ball go to therapy?

35

What do you call a cow that plays football?

5

What position does a pigeon play in baseball?

11

Why was the bowling alley so quiet?

9

Why did the soccer ball get kicked out of school?

14

Why did the gym close for lunch?

51

What is a skeleton's favorite type of exercise?

77

Why did the bicycle fall over in the library?