Sports Puns

62

Why did the pencil go to the gym?

7

Why did the baseball team go to the bank?

37

What do you call a cow that shoots hoops?

31

What do you call a hockey player who is a doctor?

5

What do you call a football that is a joke?

40

What do you call a soccer ball that is a spy?

50

Why did the tennis racket get arrested?

26

Why did the bicycle fall over in the park?

33

Why did the golfer get a haircut?

34

Why did the tennis ball get a medal?

53

Why did the golfer bring a ladder?

74

Why did the boxer go to the bakery?

37

What do you call a magician who plays soccer?

22

Why did the tennis ball break up with the racket?

6

What's a boxer's favorite drink?