Sports Puns

43

Why did the baseball get a job at the psychology clinic?

11

Why did the tennis ball get a job at the bounce house?

41

Why did the soccer ball get a job at the roundabout?

17

Why did the goalkeeper get a job at the art gallery?

61

Why did the hockey puck get a job at the office?

80

Why did the bowling ball get a job at the accounting firm?

54

Why did the golf tee get a job at the construction site?

47

Why did the ping pong ball get a job at the startup?

32

Why did the swimming pool get a job at the school?

84

Why did the running shoe enroll in a race-training course?

11

Why did the basketball get a job at the bakery?

68

Why did the volleyball get a restraining order?

84

What do you call a football player who also plays in a band?

62

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

56

Why was the baseball sad?